Why?

I was out today at this group thing. I was just sitting in my chair and one of my guy friends gets up and walks over to me and fakes this sneeze right in my face. The sneeze sounded like*PPPPFFFFEEEEWWWW!!!*
I had spit all over my face and he says,
"Oh, sorry. I didn't see you there." With this smug little smile on his face.
Lith was sitting next to me and she was laughing her head off.
I looked up at him and said,
"Yeah. I'm sorry that my face just got in your way." His guy friend was laughing at my little comment, when he (the guy who fake sneezed on me) smiles and says,
"Yeah its okay."
And walks off.
It was completely and totally random.
Then again, this guy is like the perfect picture of all randomness...

So to get to the point of the name of this post...
Why?
Why do guys always do the most random stuff in the world to ME all the time?
I don't get why I'm always the victim here! Its dang funny, and I love it, but still, its never Lith or anyone else that's with me.
Its always me.
I asked Lith today the same question and she just told me that I'm just like that or something.
In other words I'm fun to pick on.

I've had guys spit on me, sneeze on me, smell me, try to force feed me doughuts, practically launch me to the moon on swings, try to make me sniff their energy drinks (you know who you are), pick me up in the air (numerous times)...
And so many other things.
I find it to be totally great too.

XxInk